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patient-

i have seizure probs

hello doc...

i get frequent seizures n lose control over my body very quickly...
during these spells i get very confused at whats going around me n stare at one thing (anything) continuously...without realizing whats happening around me...
after and before these spells i get terrible headaches when my brain keeps pounding...n it gets out of control n pains terribly..
i have been admitted in the hospital once...but the docs havnt diagnosed the prob...
they say its more psychiatric problem than neuro,,,

Manish (myself) -

????? seizures

your condition may not be exactly seizure but if you are sure of your unhealthy status (that u r sick and u don't creat scene . . . . . . .and this is easy to decide here as i hope no one else is watching) you can take Carbamazepine (shop keeper will call it as it "tegtrital) 200 mili gram two times. Its not a harmful medicine any way. I think i can help you more if talk to me on my mobile- 09840267857.
Dr. Manish Kumar

patient-

btw...i forgot to mention...
i had suffered from a brain hemorrhage...n from my CT scan docs say i have swelling...
n they also kept me on Clonazepam 0.5 MG (x3/day) and Carbamazepine 200MG (1/2 tablet every evening)

Manish (myself) -

???????????????

r u joking with me? Any way but i am serious. Please give me full detail for proper advice.